Visiting Seattle: You Have Been Warned

These photos were taken in October 2015. As you can see, it is always humid, cold and rainy here in Seattle. The traffic is horrible thanks to our bike friendly mayor. The people are unfriendly. We swim laps in gigantic cups of latte. Our tech centric population does nothing but stare at their iPhones. Housing prices are among the highest on the west coast. You've been warned ... you will hate it here.